There are some, but I bet everything that is useful is invented by a white men. I’m not talking about egyptians or dark skinned romans, i’m talking about our founding fathers who made these everyday things possible.
All the other races invented stuff like bombs, grenades, and war tools. we? we the socially oppressed white males have invented everything you’re breathing in.
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERTYHING
Don’t you forget it. You owe us.
The Chinese invented paper, paper money, and silk. The Middle East invented numbers. China and the Middle East pretty much share credit for the original ships and navigation tools the Europeans eventually used. The Japanese invented Pocket Monsters and Nintendo. JK Rowling invented Harry Potter. I’m breathing in oxygen. I missed the Wikipedia article that says white men invented that…and trees. I’ve got some peanut butter on my desk and my mother was at least half responsible for inventing me.
I was going to put something about God creating everything, but then I saw that this came from http://ricksantorum-2012.tumblr.com.

Boycott Monsanto AKA Most Evil Corporation of 2010
So… By ‘boycott’, you mean ‘starve’.
God dammit…
Lean Cuisine.
Lean Cuisine.
I’M NOT GIVING THAT UP, DAMMIT.
Why would I do that?
Cool aid is spelt with a “K” not a c. and How the heck you expect me to give up a capri sun, shit i grew up that and i am not never going to give that up.
I will fight for my pringles!
Nice to see the Tumblr community supporting a corporation that puts lethal chemicals in their product and feeds uranium to pregnant women. Nice going guys.
most of this food’s fucking gross anyway.
eat better, do the world a service at the same timeUgh, why can’t we be an agricultural society, whhyyyyy
Alright kiddies, time for a little bubble-bursting:
1. Monsanto doesn’t own these companies. At worst, these companies (in some form) use one of the GMOs or bovine growth hormones one of Monsanto’s companies use/create. While not necessarily kosher/safe/green, that’s not the same thing as being owned by Monsanto.
2. A number of these are actually owned by ConAgra, but the original post doesn’t reflect this very well at all.
3. Does anyone actually bother reading all the companies on this list? Kellogg, Post Cereals, and General Mills are not owned by the same company. Seriously.
3b. In case you don’t believe me, The Coca-Cola Company and PepsiCo aren’t owned by the same company either.
4. Whoever originally created this list was either a dumbass or seriously trolling. I’d actually place money on the latter, but the Internet makes the former so possible it hurts.
Remember, kids: Research before you reblog. It adds 10 IQ points to your tumblr.
Nothing to see here, just mindless reblogging.
After you kill your first dragon, you find out you can use Shouts, which are powered by the souls of dragons you kill. The first one you have unlocked is the first word of Unrelenting Force aka the fus in FUS RO DAH. If you start shouting inside of a hold (in this case Whiterun), a guard will run up and pretty much tell you to shut the fuck up.
Welp.
I should say that I only gave the helmet of the guards a glance hahajhkejre good job, self.
Lydia is not amused by Niamh’s shenanigans. I am thinking housecarl is just another word for babysitter/nanny.
LIFE.
and end on my monthly tumblr update with something with a modicum of pseudo-intellectualism.
When you just see them:
When they borrow something from you:
“Here you go”
When they talk to you:
When they talk to your friends:
When they talk to your crush:
When they get the highest score on a test:
When they’re just simply breathing:
(Source: thatfunnyblog)
a couple days ago my 6yr old asked how the baby got in my belly. i should have said this.